….in other words I’m frustrated. One of my old landrovers and unfortunately the only one on the road recently, isn’t any longer. It failed it’s MOT test in fine style yesterday. Quite a long list – more of an essay really. It’s not like I haven’t spent the best part of the last week struggling with an array of holes, rusty bolts and old wiring., but it wasn’t enough to get through and I have a lot more work to do in the next few days.
All of which is conspiring to delay all of my greenwood work with deadlines looming. Panic stations!
I think it may have failed in a fit of pique at being taken for the granted over the last year as it has transported all my equipment to and from shows, and carried loads of wood around as well. On the short drive to the test garage somehow, mysteriously, amongst other things both brake light bulbs failed, an exhaust clamp came loose and oil started leaking from various orifices! Possibly also because I failed to give it’s yearly wash and brush up before the test – instead I was struggling with the brakes and wheel bearings – none too successfully as it turns out.
The faded brown colour (yes it is brown, not just rust and dirt) is the original BBC paint job from 1960 when it was built as an outside broadcast wagon. The old insignia and painted over writing on the side are the BBC shield and logo. Some history to it, and I hesitate to repaint it and lose all of the history.
It, we call him, The Beast, which is short for ‘Beast of burden’ on a good day and ‘Bloody thing’ on a worse day – is 50 years old this month. Celebrations are postponed temporarily. It’s not bad for a vehicle in fairly regular use, though I do intend to retire him to a less stressful routine of show duty for me and my polelathe as soon as possible. Though the plan involves at least one more landrover, a newer one – only 49 years old, so it may be a while before it happens….
…and in the meantime I need the beast for wall-to-wall shows next weekend. Bustser Ancient farm Beltane celebration (complete with giant wicker man) on Saturday followed by a two day show ‘food and farming’ at the Weald and Downland museum.
Yes I am mad. I do realise that a 50 year old landrover is not the most efficient way to run my greenwood working business, but by and large these vehicles give sterling service. They don’t make them like that any more! and I can’t quite face a modern faceless eurobox instead. Besides, despite the appalling fuel consumption it saves me a fortune in buying newer vehicles and helps the environment as well. So I need to get motivated to do the work and get it in for the retest booked for Wednesday. Iit will be nose to the wheel bearings and brake drums tomorrow once I get back from working on the bodgers ball site at Stratfield Saye today.
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